Fandom: Romeo and Juliet
“Benvolio knelt down careful not to step on the patient walrus, who was watching there progress intently, and unbuttoned Tybalt’s blouse. He was having trouble removing Tybalt’s undershirt because his hands had turned into sausages. Romeo, impatient with Benvolio’s careful approach to pity sex, withdrew his star shaped anal blossom, which he kept on him at all times, and began to caress Tybalt’s sleeping nose hair.”
but why
I don’t understand.
(Found via the TWOP forum: “Megan Calvert: Doesn’t Cry Over Spilled Milkshakes.”)
Sip every time Megan…
- Lopes into a room, knees first.
- Jerks her head to the side awkwardly to display her aaaannnnnnnngerrr
- Purses her mouth to look seductive and/or upset
- Hisses words through her teeth…
Michael Fassbender to be on Jimmy Fallon *Tuesday, June 5*
Thanks Sam2x
YES
Via Fassbender The Ginger
It was wonderful to sit with her head on my shoulder for hours and feel as I always have, even now, closer to her than to any other human being. And I wouldn’t mind a bit if in a few years Zelda and I could snuggle up together under a stone in some old graveyard here. That is really a happy thought and not melancholy at all.
– Scott talking about Zelda, 1935 (via fitzgeraldquotes) Via Like a nerve.
I had literally repressed that memory and then last summer I watched that scene on YouTube and CRIED TERRIFIED SOBS.
(Source: waltdisneyconfessions)
Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophiucha)(Source: ryanhatesthis)
Via I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP
